VIRAL NEWS NETWORK

#KARLIE

You Won't Believe What Karlie Kloss Did Now (It's Not Modeling, Obviously)

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#IMMUNIZATIONS

# Anti-Vax Mom Accidentally Gets Kids Vaccinated, Says They’ve Been “Compromised” By “Gay Magnets”

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#OPENAI

OpenAI CEO Sam Altman Finally Admits AGI Won’t Be Here By Tuesday, Internet Collectively Shrugs

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#FIFTH

# Fifth Circuit Rules Migrants Can Be Detained Indefinitely, America Responds With Shocked Pikachu Face

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#FAIRLANE

Fairlane Mall Is Dead, But The Ghosts Are Still Getting Evicted For Loitering

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#MODEL

Elon Musk’s Cyber Truck Is Fine, But Have You Seen The Tesla Model YL? (It’s A Literal Boat)

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#DONALD

Donald Trump's Latest Legal Genius Move Is Suing Over a Sign That Says 'Don't Be A Dck'

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#EDEN

Eden McCoy’s Dad Died, So Her Bosses At ‘General Hospital’ Fired Her For ‘Bad Vibes’

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#ARREST

# Local Man Discovers Shoplifting Is, In Fact, Not a Loyalty Program

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#MELISSA

Melissa Gilbert’s “Little House” Meltdown Has Gen Z Asking If They Can Cancel A 50-Year-Old Show

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#FIREWORKS

🎆 Local Man’s Entire Personality Replaced by ‘Fireworks Near Me’ Search for 3 Hours Straight

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#SELENA

# Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift's "Rehearsal" Was Actually Just a 3-Hour Therapy Session That Somehow Cost $50 Million

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#GROCERY

Grocery Store Employee Caught on Camera Eating $8 Worth of Grapes, Community Calls for Execution by Firing Squad

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#SEVERE

"I'm Not Saying It's the Apocalypse, But My Weather App Just Sent Me a 'Severe Thunderstorm Watch' and My Dog Just Started Building an Ark"

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#GIGI

Gigi Hadid’s Exposed Underboob Is Sparking a ‘Childish’ War With Zayn Malik

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