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#LAKE

Lake Geneva Broke Up With Tourists, And Honestly? We Stan.

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#PARDON

# Man Who Spent 12 Years In Prison For Doodling On A Napkin Gets Pardon, Internet Immediately Loses Its Shit

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#GARY

Gary Sinise Finally Snaps, Bans “Forrest Gump” Questions at Charity Events, Tells Reporters to ‘Get a Life’

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#MOTOR1

Motor1 Just Dropped A Review That’s Basically A 10,000-Word Love Letter To A Car That Costs More Than Your House

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#IS

Walmart Fires Off Fireworks By Staying Open On July 4th, But Honestly, Did You Expect Anything Else?

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#NUCLEAR

Iran's Nuclear Program Accidentally Turns Desert Into Glowing Nightclub, IAEA "Not Amused"

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#CHILDCARE

The Top 5 Most Unhinged Things Parents Are Doing To Cut Childcare Costs (Number 3 Will Make You Call CPS)

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#EL

El Niño's Back, Bro: Brace for Another Year of Climate Chaos, Probably Your Fault

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#PETE

Pete Hegseth Accidentally Reveals the One Thing That Could Actually Unite Washington

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#DTE

DTE Energy Finally Invents New Excuse for Power Outage: 'Squirrels, But Make It Woke'

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#TAYLOR

Taylor Swift's Wedding Dress Design Features A Secret "Burn Book" Dedicated To Her Exes

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#BIPARTISANSHIP

Bipartisanship Is Officially Back, And Honestly? I Missed Being Gaslit By Both Sides At Once

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#ICE

ICE Detention Centers Accidentally Deport Themselves to Canada, Blame ‘Woke Agenda’

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#PRESCHOOL

Preschooler Suspended for “Running a Fentanyl Ring” Because Teacher Didn’t Understand Show and Tell

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#DONALD

Donald Trump Offers ‘Emissions Pardons’ for Polluters: Because Why Follow Rules When You Can Just Buy a Get-Out-of-Jail-Free Card?

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