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#JCPL

JCPL Power Outage Leaves Thousands in the Dark, Locals Realize They Have No Hobbies, No Food, and No Will to Live

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#LANDMAN

# Landlord Goes Full Gollum Over Tenant’s ‘Precious’ Garden, Demands Emotional Support Squirrel Be Evicted

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#ZACH

Zach Galifianakis Accuses Local Police of “Stealing His Fart” After Being Pulled Over For A “Broken Tailpipe,” Bodycam Shows Him Trying To Get A “Sample” Back

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#NESTORY

Nestory Irankunda Finally Gets A Visa, Ending America’s Two-Year Longing For A Teenager Who Plays Soccer Good

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#NEWT

Newt Gingrich’s Latest ‘Genius’ Plan to Save America Involves Making You Pay for His Bad Ideas Again

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#DWAYNE

Dwayne Johnson Blames ‘Woke Mob’ For ‘Moana 2’ Flopping, Fans Respond With Receipts Nobody Asked For

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#CHRIS

Chris Evans’ Dog Accidentally Live-Streams Him Eating An Entire Wedding Cake, And We Have Questions

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#VACCINES

Vaccine Skeptics Furious After Learning Vaccines Also Prevent Scurvy, Cholera, and Getting Ghosted

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#FLU

# Man Refuses Flu Shot Because 'Vaccines Are Filled With Tracking Microchips,' Gets Tracked By CDC After Wife Calls Them

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#RED

Red, White, and Boom: Gen Z Just Canceled the 4th of July Because It’s ‘Too Loud’

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#OLIVIA

Olivia Wilde Served Custody Papers Mid-Stage at CinemaCon, Because Apparently Parenting Can’t Wait for a Movie Trailer

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#JOSH

Man Who Exists Solely to Ruin Your Day Finally Has His Own Documentary

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#IS

Publix’s July 4th Hours Are a Test of Your Allegiance to Submarine Sandwiches

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#TERRY

Terry Crews Tries To Be A Good Guy For Five Minutes, Immediately Regrets It

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#VACCINATIONS

# Anti-Vax Mom Accidentally Vaccinates Kid With ‘Essential Oils and Good Vibes,’ Doctors Confused

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