**AITA for thinking Pam Bondi’s thyroid is doing more heavy lifting than her legal career?**
So the former Florida AG (and Trump loyalist) rolled up to some legal panel looking like she’s cosplaying as a Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade balloon. Apparently her thyroid is “acting up,” which is the political equivalent of “my dog ate my homework.” I’m no doctor, but I’m pretty sure a gland doesn’t make you look like you’ve been mainlining Pringles and pure rage for a decade.
TL;DR: Pam Bondi's thyroid is the real MVP of the GOP legal team, doing more work than her actual arguments. Sending thoughts and prayers to her neck. 🙏
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