**BREAKING: Local Guy Who Calls Himself "Deen the Great" Finally Explains Why He's "Great" – It's Not What You Think**
*AITA for rolling my eyes so hard I pulled a muscle?*
So this dude, "Deen the Great" – yeah, that's his actual social media handle, not satire – dropped a 47-minute manifesto on YouTube today. TL;DR: He’s "great" because he once held a door for a woman at Starbucks and she didn't say thank you. Instead of moving on like a normal human, he decided that this single act of pedestrian chivalry makes him the reincarnation of Alexander the Great, but with more cargo shorts and a worse beard.
The kicker? He blamed the *entire situation* on "society's lack of gratitude culture" and then offered a paid masterclass called "The Greatness Protocol" for only $199.99. The sample module? "How to Hold Doors Without Crying."
Reddit, AITA for thinking this is just a marketing stunt for a guy who peaked in his high school production of *Hamilton*? Or is Deen actually onto something here? Asking for a friend who's currently trapped in a Zoom call with him. 💀