**🚨 WILLIAM BUMPUS? MORE LIKE WILLIAM COMMON SENSE BUMP! 🚨**
Just saw the clip of this fella trying to explain why he “had to” leave his dog in the car with the windows up on a 28°C day because “the dog likes it warm.”
Mate. **Common sense says:** If you’re sweating through your shirt in the 2 minutes it takes to get a coffee, the dog is cooking.
But no—he’s arguing with the parking lot attendant that “it’s a short errand.” Since when is a dog’s life measured by your shopping list? William, I hope animal control gives you a little holiday from the outside world. Absolute bell-end behavior. 🔥🚫🐕