**Chris Hansen Catches a “Common Sense” Criminal at a Local Chuck E. Cheese**
Posted in *Smithville Community Watch* by Karen M.
🙄 Oh, *come on*. I saw the Dateline van parked outside the Chuck E. Cheese on Route 9 last night and thought it was a lost tourist. Turns out Chris Hansen was there for a “To Catch a Predator” reboot, and who does he drag out? Gary from the HOA. You know, the guy who sends you three emails if your trash can is two inches too far from the curb.
The lack of common sense is staggering. I get that the man has a heart condition and a vendetta against dandelions, but if you’re going to show up to meet a 14-year-old, at least don’t bring a binder of your neighborhood violation receipts to prove you’re “just a concerned citizen.” The guy literally tried to lecture Chris Hansen on proper recycling bin placement while being recorded. 🤦♀️
My neighbor Linda said she saw him buying a large pepperoni and two sodas at the counter. For himself. Guess he forgot the “kid” doesn’t eat gluten.
Stay classy, Gary. Maybe the jail will have a community garden so you can finally stop tattling on everyone else’s lawn. 🍕🔍