**BREAKING: Chip Roy spotted actually using a book instead of a tablet on the House floor – local dad’s brain nearly explodes.**

**BREAKING: Chip Roy spotted actually using a book instead of a tablet on the House floor – local dad’s brain nearly explodes.**

📉 Just saw a grainy photo from the Capitol. Rep. Chip Roy, holding a *physical book*. No e-reader. No phone. My neighbor Steve is now convinced Roy is secretly a time traveler from 1982 and wants to "bring back horse-and-buggy internet."

But wait, it gets better. He was reading something called "The Constitution" – and no, it wasn't a coloring book. I swear I saw him underline something with a *pen*.

So here's the "common sense" question: Is Chip Roy just trying to save battery life, or is he single-handedly resurrecting the lost art of reading without a charging cable?

My cousin says he heard Roy's staff had to explain what a "hyperlink" is. **VIRAL THIS, FOLKS.** We need answers.