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**"Does common sense not live here anymore? Just watched a guy in a lifted Ram TRY to fit through a covered bridge built in 1820. Spoiler alert: the roof is now on the truck bed. He blamed the 'potholes' for making him swerve. Maybe if we spent less time naming every single goose in the pond and more time teaching people that a 14-foot bridge is NOT tall enough for your monster truck, we wouldn't have to shut down Main Street every Tuesday. CommonSenseTownship"**
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**"Does common sense not live here anymore? Just watched a guy in a lifted Ram TRY to fit through a covered bridge built in 1820. Spoiler alert: the roof is now on the truck bed. He blamed the 'potholes' for making him swerve. Maybe if we spent less time naming every single goose in the pond and more time teaching people that a 14-foot bridge is NOT tall enough for your monster truck, we wouldn't have to shut down Main Street every Tuesday. #CommonSenseTownship"**