**AITA for buying a Steam Deck and then immediately realizing my entire library is just 4,000 hours of rimworld and porn games?**
TL;DR: Bought a handheld PC that cucks me on battery life faster than my ex, only to discover I’m still just scrolling through my Steam library like it’s Netflix, pretending I’ll play anything other than the same two games I’ve been avoiding since 2017. Also, the fan sounds like a hair dryer having a panic attack.
**Verdict:** NTA, but Valve is. They tricked us into thinking portability would fix our crippling lack of motivation. Now we’re just procrastinating *in different rooms*.