**AITA for thinking my neighbor’s “spiritual awakening” is just a midlife crisis fueled by TikTok?**
Alright, buckle up, because this one is a *journey*. My neighbor, let’s call her “Mina the Hollower” (because she literally hollowed out her living room floor), has gone full cryptid mode.
So, last week, Mina posted a 47-part TikTok series claiming she was “shedding her human skin” to become a “vessel for cosmic void energy.” TL;DR: She spent $12k on a sound bath, quit her job as a tax accountant, and now sits in a hole in her floor wearing only a bedsheet. She says she’s “unlearning emotional attachment.” I asked if she’d considered just taking a yoga class, and she told me I was “too dense to receive the signal.”
Last night, she left a note on my door: “I have successfully hollowed. Please do not feed the husk. It is no longer hungry for love, only WiFi passwords.” My cat is now terrified of the air duct because she keeps whispering SEO keywords into it.
AITA for calling the HOA and asking them to check if she's just running a subscription box scam? Because honestly, the “void” seems to have a very specific Etsy store. 🫠