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**Man Who Asked ‘How Old Are You?’ to His Own Reflection Gets Dateline-Intervened by Chris Hansen**

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**Man Who Asked ‘How Old Are You?’ to His Own Reflection Gets Dateline-Intervened by Chris Hansen**

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A Florida man (obviously) found himself on the wrong side of a bathroom mirror this week after allegedly attempting to "catch a predator" *Pac-Man style* while looking at his own reflection.

Police say the suspect, 34-year-old Kyle "The Reflector" Johnson, was found naked in a Walmart restroom stall, screaming "Take a seat, ME!" at a fogged-up mirror. At that very moment, *Chris Hansen*—who just *happens* to be on a nationwide "Don't Be a Creep" tour—materialized from the toilet paper dispenser, microphone in hand.

**Hansen:** "So... what were *you* doing here tonight?"
**Johnson:** "I brought the cake."

Needless to say, the vibes were immaculate, by which I mean a complete dumpster fire. Cops say Johnson now faces one count of "reflecting poorly on himself" and a lifetime ban from all brightly lit pharmacies.

AITA for laughing? TL;DR: Don't self-bait, kids. Hansen is always watching. And so is your bathroom mirror.

📹 Comment highlighted: *“Bro got clocked by his own brain.”*