**"Oh, for crying out loud — now I gotta worry about my dang *OneDrive* catching a virus sent straight from the FBI?! Common sense, people: if Uncle Sam’s really got a ‘critical alert’ for your personal photos of last year’s barbecue, they ain’t gonna send it through a pop-up in your email drafts. My neighbor’s cousin already clicked it and now his entire ‘Vacation 2023’ folder is being held hostage by some guy named ‘Vlad.’ Unplug your router, drink a coffee, and think before you click. This ain’t hard."**

**"Oh, for crying out loud — now I gotta worry about my dang *OneDrive* catching a virus sent straight from the FBI?! Common sense, people: if Uncle Sam’s really got a ‘critical alert’ for your personal photos of last year’s barbecue, they ain’t gonna send it through a pop-up in your email drafts. My neighbor’s cousin already clicked it and now his entire ‘Vacation 2023’ folder is being held hostage by some guy named ‘Vlad.’ Unplug your router, drink a coffee, and think before you click. This ain’t hard."**

*— Karen T., local angry mom of three and proud owner of a pitchfork emoji* 🔧☕🚫