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**BREAKING: KATE GOSSELIN SPOTTED YELLING AT WALMART CUSTOMER SERVICE—AND FRANKLY, I’M NOT SURPRISED**

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**BREAKING: KATE GOSSELIN SPOTTED YELLING AT WALMART CUSTOMER SERVICE—AND FRANKLY, I’M NOT SURPRISED**

Just saw Kate Gosselin at the Walmart on [your town name] Road. She was holding up the return line for 20 minutes because the cashier wouldn’t accept a clearly-used blender without a receipt. She literally said, “Do you know who I am?” Ma’am, we all know who you are. That’s the problem.

The poor customer service kid looked like he was about to cry. Meanwhile, her kids were just standing there with that thousand-yard stare. Common sense says: if you’re a reality TV star who’s been sued for not paying your nanny, maybe don’t throw a fit over a $29 blender. Some of us are just trying to buy cat litter and get out.

And the best part? She got the refund anyway. Because of course she did.

#KateGosselin #WalmartKaren #CommonSense #NotMyTaxDollars #BringBackNormalParents