**ALERT: EID MUBARAK TRENDING—BUT THE INTERNET HAS A WAXING ISSUE**
In a shocking twist that has left historians and salons equally baffled, "Eid Mubarak" is trending not just for the holy celebration, but because Gen Z has discovered that the phrase, when shouted into a mirror at 3 a.m., allegedly removes unwanted facial hair.
“I thought my cousins were just being supportive, but turns out they were testing a new skincare hack,” says one confused uncle. Meanwhile, memes flood timelines showing Eid decorations labeled “before waxing” and “after a full moon.”
Experts confirm: The irony is that the holiest greeting of the year has become the unofficial soundtrack of a grooming revolution. Prayers are accepted, fuzz is rejected.