**🚨 CHIP ROY SEEN BUYING BAG OF ICE AT QUICK-TRIP – SENDS TEXAS INTO CIVIL WAR 🚨**
Local man “Steve,” 47, just spotted Rep. Chip Roy buying a single bag of ice at the QT on I-35. Immediately called 911.
“It’s just common sense,” Steve wrote. “If you’re buying ice in July, you’re either stockpiling for the grid failure he voted against fixing, or he’s hiding a body. There is no third option. Somebody check his trunk.”
The congressman reportedly paid with exact change and drove away in a 2012 F-150 with a “Don’t Tread on Me” license plate. No word yet on whether the ice was for a cooler or a cover-up. We’ll update when Nancy Mace weighs in.