**Viral News Snippet:**
🚨 **“COMMON SENSE GONE MAD?”** 🚨
**Local legend Jorge Ortiz de Pinedo just dropped a bombshell that’s got our town square buzzing like a nest of hornets.** Apparently, the man—who’s been around long enough to remember when “going viral” meant catching the flu—suggested we stop treating every dropped pin like a national crisis. He actually had the audacity to say “maybe we should use a little common sense” when it comes to traffic lights that change every 10 seconds and parking spaces reserved for hoverboards.
**Cue the meltdown.** Now half the group is screaming “he’s out of touch!” while the other half is cheering “finally, someone with a brain!” Meanwhile, the HOA president is drafting a formal complaint about “reckless logical thinking.”
**My two cents?** In this day and age, common sense is common sense because it’s *common*—but apparently, that’s a controversial opinion. Let’s just hope Jorge doesn’t suggest we use turn signals next. That’ll really break the internet. 🤦♂️
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