**BIDEN DOJ DROPS THE MIC (AND THE TAPE) IN LATEST AUDIO LAWSUIT DRAMA**
WASHINGTON — In a move that has absolutely *nobody* surprised, the Biden Administration’s Department of Justice is now fighting tooth and nail to keep audio of Joe Biden’s classified documents interview under lock and key, claiming that releasing it would be a "significant harm" to the institution of the presidency.
TL;DR: The DOJ says we can't hear the tape because... it would hurt feelings?
AITA for thinking this is just them trying to avoid the next "bone in my shoe" meme going viral? The House Oversight Committee is suing for the audio of Special Counsel Robert Hur’s interview with the President, but the DOJ is screaming "executive privilege" louder than a Karen at a PTA meeting.
Look, I get it—nobody wants their "loose lips sink ships" energy to be immortalized on a recording. But come *on*. If we can hear Trump’s "grab 'em by the" off-the-record banter, why can't we hear Biden’s "I’m a gaffe machine" greatest hits?
This whole thing is basically a high-budget episode of *Succession* where nobody gets the punchline. 🙃 #JusticeForTheAudioFiles #LetThePeopleCringe