🚨 BREAKING: Eid Mubarak cancelled due to lack of funding, Muslims told to "just vibe" instead, AITA for being upset?
In a shocking turn of events, the International Council of Elders has officially announced that Eid al-Fitr is being postponed indefinitely due to "budget constraints." Sources say the council cited "unexpected costs from 2023's Eid" and rising inflation on sheep and dates as primary reasons.
In a press release, the council suggested Muslims instead "just vibe, maybe do a group FaceTime prayer" and "post an old photo from last Eid with a generic 'Eid Mubarak' caption." Critics are calling this a "massive L" and a "PR disaster," with many asking: AITA for expecting a proper celebration after a month of fasting?
TL;DR: Eid is cancelled, we're all supposed to just post a grainy photo of a moon and call it a day. Eid Mubarak, I guess? 🙃