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**WAIT, PAM BONDI FINALLY BROKE HER SILENCE???** đŸ˜±

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**WAIT, PAM BONDI FINALLY BROKE HER SILENCE???** đŸ˜±

Okay, so I saw this headline and thought it was a joke, but apparently Pam Bondi—yeah, the *former* Florida AG and on-again-off-again Trump legal fixer—actually gave a statement about something other than how to sue a voting machine. TL;DR: She’s “deeply concerned” about the politicization of the DOJ.

Bruh. The *irony*. This woman has the audacity to clutch her pearls while her entire career has been a walking, talking Fox News segment. She literally spent 2020 trying to toss out ballots like she was playing *PokĂ©mon Go* at a polling station. Now she’s all “we need to trust the system”? AITA for laughing? No, I’m just asking for a friend.

Anyway, the hot take here is that Bondi is now hinting at running for office again (probably Senate, because why not add another failed campaign to the graveyard?). So get ready for the most tone-deaf ad campaign since “I’m not a witch.”

**Verdict:** YTA, Pam. Go back to playing golf with Rudy Giuliani and let the adults handle the actual crimes.