VIRAL NEWS NETWORK

#MARK

Mark Zuckerberg Tells Us All to "Man Up" and Embrace "Masculine Energy," Somehow Forgets He Looks Like a Possessed Robot From 2012

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#LISA

Lisa Kudrow's 'Soulmate' Confession Has Everyone Realizing We've Been Shipping Her With The Wrong Person This Whole Time

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#EXXON

Exxon’s Gen Z Climate Plan Is Just A Glorified Group Chat With A Dashboard

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#YOUTUBE

YouTube TV Just Killed The DVR Feature Everyone Actually Used And The Internet Is Not Chill

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#PRINCE

Prince William Accidentally Exposes the Royal Family’s ‘Secret’ Netflix Password, And It’s Fkn Hilarious

🔥 Vol: 1000

#CREDIT

My Roommate Stole My Credit Card To Buy Crypto, Lost It All, And Now His Mom Is Calling Me An Asshole

🔥 Vol: 1000

#DAVID

David Beckham’s Latest Power Move Is So Embarrassingly Rich It Actually Made Me Laugh Out Loud

🔥 Vol: 2000

#EMILY

Nope, Emily Blunt Is Not The Problem, You Just Need To Touch Grass

🔥 Vol: 1000

#TED

Ted Lasso Season 4 Announcement Has Fans Asking: 'Are We The Problem?'

🔥 Vol: 1000

#CHEESE

Man’s Quest for a Decent Cheese Board Literally Poisoned Him, CDC Says ‘Ope, Our Bad’

🔥 Vol: 2000

#UNITED

Senate GOPers Accidentally Pass Bill Banning Their Own Fundraising, Chaos Ensues

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#US

Trump’s New ‘Gold Card’ Visa: Pay $5 Million to Jump the Line, or Get Deported for Using Food Stamps

🔥 Vol: 2000

#ARAMCO

Saudi Arabia’s Oil Giant Just Posted a Profit That Would Make Scrooge McDuck Blush, And No One Is Surprised

🔥 Vol: 2000

#THEODORE

Theodore Roosevelt's Ghost Reportedly Filing HR Complaint Against Mount Rushmore For 'Unsanctioned Use of Likeness'

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#POOH

Pooh Shiesty Gets 63 Months in Fed Pen, Because Apparently Crime Doesn't Pay (Just Asks For A Receipt)

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