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#ELLE

Elle Woods Just Got Cancelled, And Her Replacement Is Basically A Crypto Scam In Human Form

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#EXTREME

I Survived a Heatwave That Made Satan Call in Sick, And All I Got Was This Lousy Sunburn and PTSD

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#TRUMP

Woman Files Lawsuit After Trump’s Hair ‘Attacked’ Her at Rally, Judge Rules She ‘Consented to Proximity’

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#MIA

# Soccer Legend Mia Hamm’s New Side Hustle Is Literally Just Challenging 7-Year-Olds to Fights and Weirdly, We Respect It

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#OMG

Girlfriend’s Unhinged Lawsuit Over ‘Borrowed’ Stanley Cup Goes Absolutely Nuclear

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#MARIO

Nintendo’s New Mario Kart Update Lets Your Real-Life Credit Score Dictate Your Virtual Kart Speed

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#IN

In-N-Out Finally Expands East, And The Reactions Are The Most Unhinged Thing You’ll Read Today

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#MITCH

Mitch McConnell Finally Freezes Into a Human Sarcophagus, Senate Declares ‘Business as Usual’

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#DOKU

My Fiancé Spent Our Wedding Fund On A "Soul Cleansing" Dokü Retreat In Bali—AITA For Canceling The Wedding AND Reporting The "Guru"?

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#FORD

Ford Electrician Fired for Refusing to "Waste Time" on EVs He Says Are "Unfixable"

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#UNKNOWN

# Krafton’s “Mystery Bonus” Turns Out to Be a Single $5 Steam Gift Card—Employees Say They’d Rather Have a Pizza Party

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#MAHA

MAGA Farmers Met With Trump, And Honestly, I Have So Many Questions

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#SOCIAL

Social Security Sends 250th Anniversary Cards, Boomers Finally Get Something in the Mail That Isn’t a Bill

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#LAWSUIT

Lawsuit Filed Against Man Who Asked If Anyone Else’s Wife Also “Just Kinda Sucks”

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#RUSSIA

Putin Finally Realizes War Is Expensive, Demands Ukraine Pay For It

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