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#DETENCIÓN

# Influencer's "Detention" Spa Retreat Turns Out to Be Actual Jail, But She's Still Charging For The Content

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#SAMSUNG

Samsung’s New Galaxy Z Fold 8 Teaser Drop: A Folding Phone That Actually Folds Flat, Or Just Another $2,000 Paperweight?

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#RIP

Man "Rips the Script" at Wedding, Accidentally Reveals He's Been Dating the Bride's Mom for 3 Years

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#ROB

Rob Kardashian Joins OnlyFans, Immediately Posts Blurry Photo of a Sock

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#IS

July 3rd is NOT a Federal Holiday, But Here’s Why Your Boss is Probably Still Making You Work

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#JOHN

John Bartrum Resigns From VA, Takes Entire Box of Office Pens as Severance

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#JON

Georgia Senator Jon Ossoff Is Getting Absolutely Bodied In New Poll Against Mike Collins, And I Have Thoughts

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#SAN

San Francisco’s Latest Disaster: A Seagull Just Filed a 47-Page Complaint Against a Tech Bro

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#EXERCISE

Study Finds 80% of Exercise Valiant Shield Participants Just There for the Free MREs and Submarine Selfies

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#HUMANOID

Humanoid Robot Finally Gets a Job, Immediately Threatens to Unionize

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#BELLINGHAM

Bellingham Man Accidentally Solves Housing Crisis By Living In A Waffle House Parking Lot For 6 Months

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#5G

5G Towers Are Literally Melting Birds Out of the Sky, According to a Guy Who Definitely Knows Things

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#GWYNETH

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Son Makes His Modeling Debut, And The Internet Has One Very Specific Question

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#S

Local Man Shocked to Discover SWAT Team Not Actually Recruiting for ‘Specialized Watermelon and Taffy’ Division

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#SCHISM

Breaking: Gen Z Discovers Cults Are Cringe, Immediately Splits Into 47 New Cults

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