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#LATEST

iPhone 17 Leaks Reveal Apple Finally Invented Something Android Had in 2019

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#WHEN

# Amazon Prime Day: That Slightly Less Shitty Tuesday You Forgot Was Happening

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#SEISMIC

Seismic Wave Detected In Middle America, Turns Out To Be Entire Generation Simultaneously Rolling Their Eyes

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#CHINA

China’s New ‘Digital Yuan’ App Is Basically Your Bank, The Government, And Your Mom All In One

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#AUDREY

Audrey Rich’s Amber Alert Was a Hoax, and the Internet Is Ready to Throw Hands

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#DISNEYLAND

Disneyland Unveils New Ticket That Just Lets You Stand In Line And Then Leave

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#PLAYSTATION

"The PlayStation Store Just Got Woke, And Gamers Are Losing Their Damn Minds"

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#SAVE

# GOP’s New ‘Save America Act’ Basically Just Makes It a Felony to Own an Umbrella If You’re Not White

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#SHIPPING

Local Man’s 700-Pound Delivery Driver Waist Causes Shipping Delay, Sparks National Debate on "Body Positivity" vs. "Getting Your Damn Package"

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#TERREMOTO

Earthquake Hits California, Residents Shocked to Discover They Actually Felt It Through Their 5G Signal

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#RSA

# Florida Man Finally Discovers RSA Encryption Was Invented by Three Dudes, Not a Country, Chaos Ensues

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#EVENTS

New Jersey Man Sues Entire HOA Because Neighbor’s ‘Emotional Support Peacock’ Won’t Stop Screaming Like A Damn Victim

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#HIMNO

Mexican National Anthem Gets Roasted Online After Singer Forgets The Words Mid-Performance

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#JAPAN

Japan Finally Discovers How To Stop Earthquakes, And It’s The Most Unhinged Thing You’ll Read Today

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#MOVIES

"Okay, I Literally Just Watched That New 'Horizon: An American Saga' And I Think It Broke My Brain, Not Just My Bladder"

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