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#COSTCO

# Costco Just Dropped Plans for 20 New Stores and Suburbs Are About to Get Wrecked

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#BEST

Best Shows on HBO Max That Won't Make You Want to Throttle a Streaming Executive

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#CAR

The Algorithm of Control: How Your Car Insurance Company is Working with the Deep State to Monitor Your Every Move

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#FLIGHTS

Woman’s Flight Canceled, So She Buys A Used Minivan And Drives 1,200 Miles Home, Refuses To Accept A Penny From The Airline

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#USPS

USPS Wants to Make Voting by Mail Even More Miserable, Because Why Not

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#HOTELS

Hotels Are Now Charging You $50 To ‘Reserve’ A Room That Doesn’t Exist And Y’all Are Still Defending Them

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#TIME

Man ‘Pauses’ His Life For 6 Months To ‘Find Himself,’ Returns To Find His Girlfriend, Job, And Apartment All Gone

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#FORTNITE

Fortnite Player Spends 4,000 Hours To Achieve ‘Top 0.01%’ Rank, Still Hasn’t Touched Grass Since 2019

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#MATTHEW

# Matthew Broderick’s Latest Role: Gaslighting an Entire Airport Over a Boarding Zone Debacle

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#NEW

NYT Admits Its Readers Are Dumber Than a Bag of Hammers, Launches ‘Fact-Checking for Dummies’ Section

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#CAR

You Missed a Stop Sign, Now This Car Accident Lawyer Wants You to Miss Your Mortgage Payment, Too

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#OH

# Spurs' New Golden Child Oh Hyeon-gyu Proves He's Not Just Another K-Pop Idol With A Soccer Ball

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#MORTGAGE

BREAKING: Mortgage Rates Hit Another Record High, Gen Z Realizes They’ll Be Renting Their Mom’s Basement Until 2065

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#SPACE

SpaceX's Latest Rocket Explodes Into A Fireball, And Elon's Response Is Peak 'Genius'

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#DAISY

Daisy Chain Festival Ends In Chaos After Attendees Realize It’s Just A Bunch Of People Holding Hands

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