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#SPACEX

SpaceX Finally Launches Rocket Full of Rich People Into the Sky, Earth Collectively Sighs

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#MEXICO

Mexican National Soccer Team Jersey Sparks International Incident (Again) Because Of Course It Did

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#ROCKSTAR

# Gamers Are Pre-Ordering GTA VI Like It’s The Second Coming Of Christ, But We All Know Rockstar Is About To Pull A Judas

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#HOSPITALS

Doctors Are Begging You To Stop Googling Your Symptoms, But My WebMD Diagnosis Says Otherwise

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#SOCIAL

# Social Security Administration Drops Bombshell: "We're Running Out of Money, But Don't Worry, We Have a Spreadsheet"

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#ZENDAYA

Zendaya Just Admitted She’s "Bad at Socializing"—And Reddit Is Having a Field Day Over the Most Relatable Statement of the Decade

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#MICHAEL

Michael Rapino and Donald Trump’s “Fascinating” Chat Proves Billionaires Live in a Completely Different Dimension

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#CONCERTS

Concerts Are Officially A Hellscape Now, Thanks To Gen Z And Ticketmaster

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#JUNE

Here We Go Again: “The Good Place” Star June Diane Raphael’s Latest Rant About “Unpaid Emotional Labor” Has the Internet Declaring War on Wives

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#SOPHIE

Sophie Cunningham Just Got Dumped By The Universe In The Most Humiliating Way Possible, And Honestly? We’re All Living For It

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#CALIFORNIA

# California Gets Shaken, Not Stirred: Yet Another Earthquake Reminds Us We’re All Living on a Faulty Timeline

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#GOVERNMENT

Oh Great, Another Government Shutdown, Because Apparently the Adults Forgot How to Use Their Words

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#COLIN

Colin Farrell’s Son Turns 20, Dad Admits He ‘Carried Him Over the Threshold’ of Adulthood—And Reddit is Having a Field Day

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#KENNEDY

Kennedy Center Tarp Sparks Bipartisan Outrage Because Apparently Nothing Is Sacred Anymore

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#BANK

# Bank CEO Accidentally Transfers $47 Million To His Own Son's GoFundMe For 'Lil Wayne Concert Tickets'

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