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#DAISY

Daisy Chain Festival Drops Lineup, Promises ‘Multiple Types of Vapes’ and a ‘Safe Space to Cry’

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#PLAYSTATION

PlayStation Store Adds AI-Powered Feature That Recommends Games You Already Own, Because Of Course It Does

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#SCOTUSBLOG

SCOTUSblog Drops Bombshell: Turns Out Reading The Constitution Is Hard, Actually

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#SWIMMING

Florida Man Arrested for "Aggressively Stroking" in Public Pool, Claims He Was Just "Asserting Dominance"

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#HOSPITALS

First Patient Accidentally Discharges Themselves By Hitting ‘End Task’ On Life Support

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#CITIZEN

# "Karen With A Cause" Or Public Menace? Suburban Mom's "Neighborhood Watch" App Has HOA In Chaos, Neighbors At War

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#EVENTS

Woman Sues Dentist After "Relaxing" Gas Leaves Her Convinced She's A Potato For 3 Whole Days

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#AVENGERS

# Marvel's Desperate Cash Grab: 'Avengers: Endgame' Re-Release Is Basically Just Asking Fans to Pay for the Director's Therapy Bill

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#FORTNITE

Fortnite Player Files Police Report After Someone Steals Their "OG" Account, Gets Absolutely Clapped By Reality

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#JADE

Jade Benning’s “Meltdown” Over a $400K Birkin Bag Is Peak First World Problems, And We’re All Here For It

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#SOPHIE

Sophie Cunningham Throws Down With Ref, Teammate, and Probably the Concession Stand in One Chaotic Quarter

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#POSTMASTER

Postmaster General Says Mail-In Ballots Are Fine, But Also Maybe You Should Just Move to Canada

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#LIONEL

Lionel Richie’s “Endless Love” Exhausts Bouncer With 47th Encore; Bouncer Files Restraining Order

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#MARK

Mark Pincus Apologizes For Zynga’s ‘Evil’ Past, Gamers Ask ‘Where’s My Free FarmVille Cash, Bro?’

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#JAPAN

Japan's Latest Earthquake is a Real Banger, But At Least Their Buildings Don't Collapse Like Ours

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