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#EBOLA

BREAKING: France Just Reminded Us That Pandemics Are Still a Thing, Because Sure, Why Not?

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#MUSIC

Man Brags About 'Saving Vinyl' By Buying Every Record At A Garage Sale, Tiktok Promptly Roasts Him For Buying A Box Of Moldy Barbershop Quartet Covers

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#GREAT

# I Went to the Great American State Fair and Somehow Survived the Apocalypse of Deep-Fried Chaos

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#ABSOLUTE

Holy Shit, Batman Just Became an Absolute Menace by Basically Living Rent-Free in Some Guy’s Head

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#HOUSE

House GOP’s New Plan to ‘Delay’ Everything Includes Delaying Their Own Plan to Delayed Things

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#CAR

Oh Great, Another Person Who Thinks They’re The Main Character After A Fender Bender

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#WHEN

Amazon Prime Day is Officially Over, So You Can Finally Stop Panic-Buying Stuff You Don’t Need

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#SLATE

Slate Truck Drivers Are Literally Getting Stoned to Death on the Job, and OSHA Is Just Like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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#NETFLIX

Netflix’s Top 10 Movies Right Now Are a Masterclass in Mid, And I’m Here For It

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#DISNEYLAND

Disneyland Ticket Prices Now Cost More Than A Down Payment On A House In Ohio

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#MATTHEW

Matthew Broderick Fined $175 For Doing The Most Infuriating Thing A Pedestrian Can Possibly Do

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#MORTGAGE

BREAKING: Mortgage Rates Hit Another Record High, Causing Entire Generation To Give Up On Housing, Just Live In Their Parents’ Basements Forever

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#AUDREY

Audrey Rich’s Amber Alert Is Just The Latest Episode Of ‘We Need To Talk About Your Toddler’s Side Hustle’

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#JOHN

John Kerry’s Hot New Side Hustle Is Making Boomers Seethe And Scientists Cringe

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#ALLENTOWN

🔥 Allentown Fire Leaves 3 Displaced, 3 Cats Rescued, and One Very Suspicious Neighbor Who “Knew It All Along”

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