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#OLIVER

Oliver Haarmann: The German 'Mona Lisa' Thief Who Stole a Painting, Stole Hearts, and Shrugged at Prison

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#SAVE

# Man Tries to "Save America" By Making It Illegal to Breathe Without a Permit

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#TERREMOTO

Earthquake? More Like the Ground Just Had a Theft of Service

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#BANK

Bank CEO Accidentally Texts Entire Customer Base: "I'm Literally Going to Scream"

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#PCE

Local Man Shocked to Discover PCE Report Actually Requires Him to Read

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#PATRICK

Patrick Dempsey's "People's Sexiest Man Alive" Win Sparks Global Panic Over the Future Of…Literally Everything

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#SEISMIC

Earth’s Crust Finally Has a Meltdown; Scientists Say ‘It’s Fine’

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#RSA

Florida Man Sues Entire Country of “RSA” After GPS Takes Him to a Random Swamp Instead of an Airport

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#HIMNO

# Mexican National Anthem Gets Roasted Online After Trump Claims It’s “Too Woke”

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#SHIPPING

Man Buys 47 Pairs of Shoes for His Girlfriend, She Dumps Him Because He 'Has No Style'

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#CALIFORNIA

California Woman Sues State For Emotional Damages After Earthquake Ruined Her 'Vibe' During Yoga Session

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#STEAM

# Steam Summer Sale 2026 Finally Announced, Gamers’ Backlogs Collectively Have a Stroke

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#MARIANNE

“I Told You So”: Marianne Lake’s Magic 8-Ball Was Right About the Economy, and Nobody Listened Because She’s Not a Dude in a Suit

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#SENATE

Senator’s Spine Collapses Faster Than My 401(k) After Colleague Threatens to ‘Uninvite’ Him From BBQ

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#F22

F-22 Raptor Pilot Forced to Eject, Plane Crashes in $350 Million Dollar Oopsie

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