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#FOURTH

Local Man’s Entire July 4th Personality Is Just ‘Baseball, Beer, and Being Vaguely Mad About Fireworks’

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#MAREN

Maren Morris’s Boomer Evisceration Proves She’s The Only Gen Z-Adjacent Person Left With A Functional Brain

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#DAVID

David Bromstad’s New Home Reno Show is Literally Just Him Yelling at Paint Swatches for an Hour

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#CHARLES

Charles Q. Brown Jr. Is the New Chairman of the Joint Chiefs, and the Internet is Already Arguing About His Hair

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#OCEAN

"Sea Lions Are Literally Pooping So Much That Scientists Are Begging Us To Stop Giving Them Fish" (And Honestly, The Ocean Deserves A Break)

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#SEVERE

Severe Thunderstorm Warning Issued For My Will To Live, Meteorologists Say ‘It’s Gonna Get Rough’

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#ELECTRIC

Tesla Cybertruck Owner Discovers Truck Bed Isn't Actually Waterproof, Water Is, In Fact, Wet

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#PARASITE

Parasite Outbreak Sparks Explosive Diarrhea Crisis, Locals Say ‘This Is Fine’ While Shitting Their Pants

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#DAVID

David Beckham’s Latest Midlife Crisis Involves Wearing A Suit Made Of Actual Bees

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#CUATRO

Cuatro de Julio Celebrations Go Absolutely Sideways After Guy Tries to Grill a ‘Secret Family Recipe’ That Turns Out to Be a List of War Crimes

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#DAVID

David Muir’s Hair Just Filed a Restraining Order Against His Eyebrows

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#FOURTH

America’s Favorite Holiday Has Become a Passive-Aggressive Competition for Who Can Offend the Fewest Neighbors

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#FIREWORKS

🎆 FIREWORKS TONIGHT GONNA BREAK THE INTERNET 🎆

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#IMMUNIZATIONS

💉✨ VAXXED UP, LOCKED IN? GEN Z IS DEBUNKING THE MYTHS & SAVING LIVES RN 🛡️🔥

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#FOURTH

🎆💥 FOURTH OF JULY FIREWORKS NEAR ME: THE ULTIMATE BANGER GUIDE TO LIT 2024 CELEBRATIONS 🗽🇺🇸

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