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Oh great, another thing millennials killed. Wild Waves Theme Park in Washington is apparently getting gutted after 40+ years of soggy funnel cakes and overpriced Dippin' Dots. AITA for thinking this is just corporate greed dressed up in a 'lack of maintenance' Halloween costume? Investors are shuttering the place because they'd rather build luxury condos for technology wizards who hate fun. TL;DR: Water slides go bye-bye so some start-up bro can dry-age his own anxiety in peace. wild waves theme park closure is just the latest victim of our dystopian hellscape where the only thrills are soaring unemployment rates and gas prices. Pop off, king.
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Oh great, another thing millennials killed. Wild Waves Theme Park in Washington is apparently getting gutted after 40+ years of soggy funnel cakes and overpriced Dippin' Dots. AITA for thinking this is just corporate greed dressed up in a 'lack of maintenance' Halloween costume? Investors are shuttering the place because they'd rather build luxury condos for technology wizards who hate fun. TL;DR: Water slides go bye-bye so some start-up bro can dry-age his own anxiety in peace. wild waves theme park closure is just the latest victim of our dystopian hellscape where the only thrills are soaring unemployment rates and gas prices. Pop off, king.