Man accidentally builds exact replica of his own soulmate after misreading IKEA instructions, new relationship is 'stranger than heaven'
AITA for telling my girlfriend that her new, suspiciously furniture-shaped rival is just 'the love of my life, assembled with an Allen key?' TL;DR: My girlfriend found a sentient bookshelf I built by mistake and now she‘s calling it my 'stranger than heaven' sidepiece. Honestly, the wood grain on it has more emotional depth than half of Reddit.