Woman claims geomagnetic storm made her cat meow in iambic pentameter, AITA for not believing her?
TL;DR: Karen next door says the solar flare rewired her feline’s brain to recite Shakespeare, but honestly, Schrödinger's cat's got better odds of being both alive and literate. Thanks, space weather, for giving us the most useless superpower since a veggie peeler that never dulls. 🙄