FF7 Revelation Shatters Gaming Twitter: Sephiroth Is Actually the Good Guy in Parallel Universe Spin-Off
In a twist that has Final Fantasy fans questioning their entire decade-long obsession with Cloud Strife, a newly leaked "FF7 Revelation" from an unverified source claims that Sephiroth was just trying to warn everyone about planet-destroying debt—and the real villain was the Jenova Project's 401(k) plan. Meme historians are already celebrating this as the most ironic lore dump since Aerith's gardening hobby was revealed to be a front for a rare materia black market.