Local man’s vinyl siding destroys entire neighborhood during “gundam rogue orbit” leaf-blowing competition.
I am absolutely sick to my stomach. You cannot tell me this is normal. My neighbor, a grown man who still lives with his mother, decided to "test the limits" of his gas leaf blower yesterday. He was out there for three hours, acting like he was piloting some kind of machine from that Japanese cartoon. He calls it his "gundam rogue orbit" training. Now my shutters are cracked, the mailboxes on the whole street are dented, and Mrs. Henderson’s cat hasn’t come home. Where is the common sense?! We have HOA rules for a reason. Some people are so obsessed with being "solo warriors" they forget we live in a shared cul-de-sac. Fix your porch, Brad, or I’m calling the code enforcement on your "orbit" of destruction.