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ff7 revelation finally gives gamers the answer they’ve been asking for 20 years, but common sense says we shouldn’t be so shocked

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ff7 revelation finally gives gamers the answer they’ve been asking for 20 years, but common sense says we shouldn’t be so shocked

I can’t believe it takes a video game leak for the internet to suddenly pretend they care about privacy. The so-called “ff7 revelation” about a character’s backstory has everyone losing their minds, but let’s use some common sense here—if you grew up playing the original, you already knew this was coming. The real reveal is how many people are surprised a 25-year-old story has layers. Maybe stop acting like you just discovered water is wet. This is why we can’t have nice things online without someone screaming “plot hole.” Get a grip, folks.