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Local Mom FURIOUS After Gundam Rogue Orbit Gets Stuck in Her Driveway—‘Use Some Common Sense!’

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Local Mom FURIOUS After Gundam Rogue Orbit Gets Stuck in Her Driveway—‘Use Some Common Sense!’

I can’t believe I have to say this, but if you’re going to build a giant 40-foot Gundam Rogue Orbit statue in your backyard, maybe don’t park it on a public street overnight. My morning commute turned into a nightmare because some grown man thought it was a good idea to leave his "art project" blocking the intersection. The city had to call in three tow trucks, and now we’re all stuck in traffic while kids take selfies. It ain't rocket science—it’s common sense. If it don't fit in your garage, leave it in the shed.