wild waves theme park closure shows exactly what happens when you let woke activists run everything
Listen, I’ve lived here for 30 years and watched Wild Waves go from a family-friendly staple to a boarded-up disaster. All these out-of-town developers and “safety consultants” came in, slapped up ridiculous height restrictions on the log flume, and doubled ticket prices to pay for “inclusive hiring” quotas. No one asked the locals. My kids grew up on those waterslides, and now it’s a ghost lot because a few complainers screamed about “noise pollution” from the Wave Pool. Common sense says you don’t tear down a landmark that employs 200 local teens every summer. But hey, the city council got their photo op, and we got another empty parking lot. Enjoy the silence, Karens.