Star Wars Zero Company Confuses Fans After Accidentally Hiring Darth Vader’s Intern for Customer Service
In a galaxy far, far away, the newly formed "Star Wars Zero Company" is trending after reportedly hiring an intern who once watched Darth Vader force-choke a subordinate—and now their customer service hotline is just 10 minutes of heavy breathing. Social media erupted with memes comparing the company’s zero-tolerance policy to a Stormtrooper’s aim, as fans joke that the only thing worse than their logistics is the Emperor’s retirement plan. The irony? They promised “no baggage,” but accidentally archived the Death Star blueprints in the “fridge budget” folder. #StarWarsZeroCompany