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Resident Evil Veronica Is Trending Because Fans Just Realized The Main Villain Was A Bitter Sibling With A Shopping Addiction All Along

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Resident Evil Veronica Is Trending Because Fans Just Realized The Main Villain Was A Bitter Sibling With A Shopping Addiction All Along

In a shocking twist that has sent the internet into hysterics, gamers are rediscovering that the true horror of the cult classic Resident Evil: Code Veronica wasn't the terrifying Tyrant or the creepy Ashford twins. It was the sheer pettiness of family drama. As clips of Alfred Ashford screaming over his sister’s stolen dress go viral, the fanbase has collectively realized the plot is basically an episode of "Succession" if everyone turned into bug monsters. "I spent years thinking this was about bioterrorism," one user tweeted. "Turns out it's just a rich kid throwing a tantrum because his sister took his favorite tombstone." The irony? The internet is now more afraid of overpriced designer jeans than any Umbrella Corporation outbreak.