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Phoebe Bridgers Announces Tour Dates Only for Ghosts of Ex-Boyfriends, Venues Across the Multiverse Sold Out

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Phoebe Bridgers Announces Tour Dates Only for Ghosts of Ex-Boyfriends, Venues Across the Multiverse Sold Out

A love letter to heartbreak has gone cosmic: Phoebe Bridgers’ latest tour announcement has cryptically listed venue names like "The Void, Earth-2" and "Your Ex’s Subconscious, Cried Out," leaving fans convinced she’s only performing for the ghosts of past relationships. The irony is thick enough to be a meme template: Bridgers, prophet of misery, has accidentally created the most exclusive tour in history—no living humans allowed, but every emotionally unavailable spirit has a front-row seat.