Local Man Discovers His 'War Powers Resolution' to Skip Family Dinner is About as Effective as the Actual One
AITA for thinking my constitutional right to avoid my aunt's casserole is somehow tied to a 'war powers resolution'? TL;DR: Tried to invoke congressional oversight on mandatory family gatherings, got roasted harder than the turkey. Apparently, the Founders didn't account for passive-aggressive moms using the same logic to declare a personal war on my social life.