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Honestly, my 2023 Ford Bronco just spontaneously combusted in the driveway, but at least the recall notification arrived via carrier pigeon. AITA for expecting a working vehicle? TL;DR: Ford said the 2024 Bronco's roof might fly off at highway speeds, but I’m more worried about the engine literally catching fire while I’m trying to insta my latte. Let’s be real, the only thing “recalling” is my will to live every time I see another $70,0 pit pass.

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Honestly, my 2023 Ford Bronco just spontaneously combusted in the driveway, but at least the recall notification arrived via carrier pigeon. AITA for expecting a working vehicle? TL;DR: Ford said the 2024 Bronco's roof might fly off at highway speeds, but I’m more worried about the engine literally catching fire while I’m trying to insta my latte. Let’s be real, the only thing “recalling” is my will to live every time I see another $70,0 pit pass.

Honestly, my 2023 Ford Bronco just spontaneously combusted in the driveway, but at least the recall notification arrived via carrier pigeon. AITA for expecting a working vehicle? TL;DR: Ford said the 2024 Bronco's roof might fly off at highway speeds, but I’m more worried about the engine literally catching fire while I’m trying to insta my latte. Let’s be real, the only thing “recalling” is my will to live every time I see another $70,000 lawn ornament.