Man Buys 'Eco-Friendly' Superyacht, Immediately Gets Stuck in Suez Canal Because It Ran Out of Green Juice
TL;DR: Some billionaire genius thought his solar-panel-covered floating mansion could skip the diesel and sail through one of the busiest shipping lanes on Earth. AITA for hoping it takes three years to unstick it so the rest of us can laugh while he pays for the salvage?