YIKES, Ca Governor Race Results Show Voters Actually Chose Pedestrian Infrastructure Over Potholes, AITA for Laughing?
Oakland, CA – In a shocking twist that has political pundits clutching their pearls faster than you can say "housing crisis," the ca governor race results just dropped, and apparently, the Golden State’s electorate has collectively decided to troll the entire political establishment. The winner? Some dude who ran on a platform of "free guacamole for all" and mandatory napping during rush hour. TL;DR: The runner-up, a moderate who promised to fix the DMV by turning it into a themed escape room, only got 12% of the vote. Meanwhile, a sentient bowl of kale chips is currently the leading candidate for Lieutenant Governor. I’m not even kidding. This isn’t democracy; it’s a Choose Your Own Adventure book written by a drunk algorithm. Props to the 47% who apparently voted for "None of the Above" but spelled it wrong on the ballot.