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I can't believe we're paying for 5G towers when Steven Spielberg could just CGI a better signal into existence.

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I can't believe we're paying for 5G towers when Steven Spielberg could just CGI a better signal into existence.

It’s pure common sense. I’m sick of our tax dollars funding fiber optics that take six months to trench through my front lawn while Hollywood can make a dinosaur walk through a museum for a movie. Meanwhile, my toddler can’t stream Bluey without buffering. Spielberg literally invented summer blockbusters. If he can make a shark look real in 1975, he can fix my dropouts in 2025. Typical bureaucrats just love throwing cash at the phone companies instead of calling the one guy who actually knows how to make things happen. Unbelievable.