SIX FLAGS BAN ALLEN FERRELL: Man in the Cow Costume Caused Chaos at the Kiddie Ride—What Did They Expect, a College-Level Ethics Debate?
I was there with my grandkids. Saw the whole thing. This Allen guy puts on a full cow onesie, complete with udders, and decides to "moo" his way past the height-restriction rope. He’s six-foot-four if he’s an inch. The line is 30 kids under four feet tall. He sits on the little teacup ride, knees up to his chin, and the buzzer starts screaming "overweight load." Park security looked at him like he was a bank robber in a barnyard. Now the resort is "banned indefinitely." You can’t make this up. Common sense says if you’re old enough to drive a car, you don’t try to sit on the baby tea cups. But no, we need a 12-page policy. Just ban the cow man and move on.