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abc sports forgets what sport even means in latest cash grab with esports tournament for gaming chairs.

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abc sports forgets what sport even means in latest cash grab with esports tournament for gaming chairs.

My blood is boiling. So abc sports, real sports, actual physical activity? Yeah, forget it. They’ve just announced a partnership for a “professional” tournament where kids sit on their rears and wiggle their thumbs for a shot at a fancy gaming chair. And the prize money? Ten thousand dollars. That’s ten thousand dollars that could have gone to little league equipment, uniforms for a high school track team, or literally anything that requires you to stand up. But nope. Common sense is dead. It’s official. We’re raising a generation that thinks “sports” means clicking a mouse. The whole thing is a marketing stunt, and abc sports should be ashamed for making a mockery of actual athletic achievement. What’s next, “abc sports presents the World Championship of competitive napping”? Get a grip, people.