Wolverine Game Leak Reveals the One Storyline Marvel Fans Have Been Begging For—and It’s Deeply Absurd
In a plot twist so perfectly poetic it could only be real, leaked assets from the upcoming Wolverine game show Marvel’s most stab-happy mutant taking a break from slashing ninjas to have a tearful, 20-minute conversation with a Canadian moose named Kevin about the environmental impact of adamantium mining. Fans are losing their minds because, in a game where Logan is supposed to be an immortal killing machine, the most viral moment appears to be a therapy session with a forest creature. Meme historians are calling this the ultimate irony: after years of asking for emotional depth in superhero games, players are now forced to ask, “Is the wolverine game actually just a metaphor for sustainable logging?” The internet is currently debating whether this is the greatest piece of satire ever written or the most tragic example of a developer missing the point of the character.