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Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag Cash In on LA Fires With Viral "Crystal Meth" Merch—Is This the Most Unhinged Comeback Yet?

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Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag Cash In on LA Fires With Viral "Crystal Meth" Merch—Is This the Most Unhinged Comeback Yet?

In a twist that only 2025 could deliver, *The Hills* alum Spencer Pratt has turned the ashes of his Pacific Palisades home into a sparkle-fest of pure irony. After losing his house in the devastating Los Angeles fires, Pratt—alongside wife Heidi Montag—decided to lean *hard* into the chaos. His solution? Launching a line of "Crystal Meth" merch, complete with glittery, faux-crystal-shaped keychains and t-shirts reading "I Survived the Fire... and So Did My Stash." The internet is split: some see it as a darkly comedic tribute to his infamous reality TV persona, while others are questioning if this is a cry for help or a masterclass in grief monetization. Either way, the memes are writing themselves, and Spencer Pratt is once again proving that in the ashes of tragedy, he’ll find the funniest, most ridiculous way to trend.